I'd been camping for five days at this point, moving between rural areas and staying away from pavement as though I had a reason not to return. The trash bags had been filling up, and my clothes had gone mostly unchanged over that time. The neatness of my gear when I left was now a lost concept, and the stench of who I am as a person had begun to soak through the polyester fill of my jacket.
 
It was the seventh day that I noticed it. My car was still as fresh as the day we'd left, why wasn't I? Looking around I realized that it must be the NOSE PATROL 4x4 FRESHIE hanging from my rearview mirror. I gently removed it, stretching the one-size-fits-all elastic band to a 10" diameter, and slid it over my head. I, too, would now be able to keep the bacterial demons at bay. At least for now.
 
Dark Ice Scent
Made in the U.S.A. by Nose Patrol
Yellow/black 4x4 Design
Mirror hanging device included